This is what people though astronauts would look like in the 1950 s. Unfortunately they were not correct, but at least you can rep the style for those atomic future vibes. Sock Specs: Combed Cotton Nylon Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretch DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area adds durability and comfort where most novelty…
Grab your #2 pencils and a cassette tape because it s time for a rewind to the simpler days of Nintendo and big hair. Footclothes Socks can t make it be 1986 again, but you can feel like it s 1986. Hella. Gnarly. Where s the Beef? See? It s working already. Sock Specs: Combed…
Foot Clothes could have made these socks with only circles, but that would have been pointless… Sock Specs: Combed Cotton Nylon Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretch DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area adds durability and comfort where most novelty sock brands fail. 200N Thread Count for highest level of detail 40 Gram Socks with smooth seams No…
Footclothes has a sock rendition of the awesome Memphis style Totally Tubular! 80s bed sheets many of us had as kids. Sheets for your feets! Cowabunga, Dude! Sock Specs: Combed Cotton Nylon Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretch DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area adds durability and comfort where most novelty sock brands fail. 200N…
For the steampunk medical professional in your life. Or anyone, really. Who wouldn t want fascinating medical things by Footclothes on their feet? Those people sound boring. Hand me the bone saw. Sock Specs: Combed Cotton Nylon Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretch DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area adds durability and comfort where most…
These floral and spider socks are quite eye catching. Chrysanthemums are watching yoooouuu. . . Sock Specs: Combed Cotton Nylon Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretch DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area adds durability and comfort where most novelty sock brands fail. 200N Thread Count for highest level of detail 40 Gram Socks with smooth seams No…
The stars have aligned and nothing is retrograding your style. Behold: the best pair of astrology socks for any star sign by Footclothes, whether you re a Virgo who just needs to chill or a Taurus who s already there. Features METALLIC GOLD THREAD! (Note – the metallic gold *is not* as soft as traditional…
Per the Encyclopedia Britannica, the first known mention of Baphomet was in a letter written in 1098 by Anselm of Ribemont describing the Siege of Antioch during the First Crusade. It s unlikely he imagined this representation of sin to be so stinkin cute, though! It s just a widdle biddy bebe! Sock Specs: Combed…
If you like your Bigfeet scary instead of friendly, you may enjoy these socks. Bigfoot looks like he s out for blood! Sock Specs: Combed Cotton Nylon Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretch DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area adds durability and comfort where most novelty sock brands fail. 200N Thread Count for highest level of…
Spooky Gothic architecture for you shriveled black goth heart. FootClothes collaborated with the artist Hagborn so you can have the spookiest socks on the block. Sock Specs: Combed Cotton Nylon Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretch DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area adds durability and comfort where most novelty sock brands fail. 200N Thread Count for…
If there s one thing we absolutely cannot resist it is an adorable, rainbow hued unicorn. Gah. So cute! Sock Specs: Combed Cotton Nylon Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretch DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area adds durability and comfort where most novelty sock brands fail. 200N Thread Count for highest level of detail 40 Gram…
This werewolf is more UwU than Awooo and we love that for them. Sock Specs: Combed Cotton Nylon Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretch DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area adds durability and comfort where most novelty sock brands fail. 200N Thread Count for highest level of detail 40 Gram Socks with smooth seams No uncomfortable bumps…
Your calves will be speechless when you put on these Footclothes socks. The silence of the gams. It puts the clothes upon its soles or else it gets the socks with holes. Just put the socks in the basket. Sock Specs: Combed Cotton Nylon Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretch DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe…
Sirens have the most beautiful voices. . .and the sharpest teeth and claws. One of the sirens on these socks may or may not be names Sheila. Sock Specs: Combed Cotton Nylon Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretch DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area adds durability and comfort where most novelty sock brands fail. 200N…
The death card does not actually represent a physical death, rather it typically implies an end, possibly of a relationship or interest, and therefore an increased sense of self-awareness. We like to believe this is the end of your relationship with less awesome socks and a new era of Footclothes type comfort, self-awareness, and fashion….
Become possessed by both ultimate evil and ultimate comfort at the same time. These Footclothes socks aren t for exercise without the supervision of a young priest and an old priest. Sorry not sorry. Sock Specs: Combed Cotton Nylon Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretch DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area adds durability and comfort…